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Da Pidgin Ten Commandments
Da Pidgin Ten Commandments
Hawaiian Style
1. God is numbah one.
2. No make da kine statues.
3. Watch yo' mout. No swea with God's name.
4. On Sunday, no can do notting.
5. Leesen to yo' muddah and yo' faddah.
6. No murder nobody.
7. No go moemoe with yo' bradah's wahine.
8. No cockaroach notting.
9. No lie, brah!
10. No be jealous of one noddah person's stuff.
Oh, an one noddah ting...
no talk stink about nobody, bumbye
you get bachi.
Found this fucking hilarious. Made me want to go back to Hawaii even more. My mom has this in a frame, it's pretty neat. I want one for myself. I remember talking like that and how much my mom hated it. She wouldn't have hated it if I could speak normal too, but at that time, I couldn't exactly switch the way I talked. When ever we go back to Hawaii, I always end up talking like that, and when we leave, I talk normal. Kinda weird, but nearly everything else about me is, so what ever.
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