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Thundercats A-GO!
Dear Blurty,
Why is it the people who claim to loathe me most- feed off of me & my style =[
It's really annoying
&mostly creepy
To see how I write, the things I say & the symbols I use
all used in the same format in someone elses blog.
& For some odd reason, these people all go after my most loved band.
They all suddenly like Radiohead.
Writing is all I got, so I get kinda, I don't know- maniacal about it.
I've seen it happen- on count now- three[3] times.
BLURTY do you remember Leiren?!
Yeah yeah it's like that but with words instead of clothes/pictures/music.
Maybe you should go back on Private, friend.
wtf yo
get up off my grill
homes
le sigh
Mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery
I feel like taking a bow, raising up & cocking a pistol & yelling "Cock suckaaahhss!"
-insert "The Scat Man" song because I get background music for being teh awesome-
OH YOU GUYS
Despite this insane dizziness, I'm having a great sort of day.
I've been either Insanely nice or Insanely pretentious&mean to people today.
Mmm, I wonder how many times self-entertainment has got me into trouble.
I bought a jug of Sunny D for work & I've been Juno-ing that mother for a few days now.
That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet
wups. Edit later
I have an interview to do
ntz ntz
>>>
*I just did my first interview as manager! w00t.
I really like this girl & she's hot & so not shy.
&she laughed at my teabag joke so she's a keeper//
Me:: Dude, she's hot.
Ryan [resturant mgr]::: Ehh, she's good looking
Me:: I'd bone her.
Ryan:: ...
Y'know
I'm feeling Juno today.
Oh quote time
Juno MacGuff: Uhhh, I hate it when adults use the term "sexually active." What does it even mean? Am I gonna like deactivate some day or is it a permanent state of being?
Leah: But you know, boys have endured worse things for nookie.
Juno MacGuff: No, I heard you. I just, like, don't want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as "wholesome". Well, I don't know, I just want something a little more edgier.
Leah: Okay, well what did you have in mind?
Juno MacGuff: I was thinking more, like, graphic designer... mid thirties, you know, with a cool Asian girlfriend who, like, dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar. But I don't want to be too particular.
Bren: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream...
& my favorite convo in the movie::
Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I'm at suicide risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGuff: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants...
Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno MacGuff: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing...
Juno MacGuff: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.
[OHOH]
Wow this mood.
Fantastic.
I told Cameron I would bone the new girl.
Cameron:: Bone her with your finger.
Me:: With my tongue homo
Cameron:: Who's a homo
Me:: Homo says what?
Ah dizzy dizzy still.
Maybe the hangover
Maybe sickish
FUCK inventory Sunday.
Today, credit wine club.
Tomorrow Brad Hutto Catering thing.
Friday, wine give away
Everyday COFFEE SHOP STRESS PLANNING
&the fuckjerks at IGF sent me the applewood cheddar when I said no, no, no.
&I already ordered it from Atlanta.
That's awholelotta cheddah bebeh
There is heresay that Zeus wants to put me on salary...
mmmNOSIR.
Do you know what that means kids? They can work me like a dog & I still get paid the same.
Granted, I'll be making probably $35k a year.
As opposed to my $32.
[rich rich rich]
Suggah momma
I feel like my old self today & yesterday.
Which means I'm volatile so don't fuck with me//har har har
So, my old best friend from middle school til... eehh a few years ago
Had her baby
&it's strange to think of her as a mom.
Like,
really fecking strange.
Sincerely...
it's scary.
The poor kid [honestly]
LMAO
This just in
Old guy Mike Weeks wants to be my suggah daddeh yeah
Always pesters me
He just left
&his last words were
"Tell your boyfriend to get a life"
buwhaha
Weeks:: "I have a huge house & no one to live in it with me. & a lot of money to spend on no one"
This guy is bloody rich, too.
He tipped me $20 once.
[We don't do tips here.]
Whatevs/gas&cigs homie.
So seriously, this shit is getting to me.
Like my throat is fucking bleeding from words being taken from my bowels of creativity.
Mom had a good theory.
chyeah
That's suicide, I said!
OIY VEY
So, I bought this book of the world's best quotes- & it's hilarious&awesome&I'm ganking quotes
for epic BURNS
New Palahnuick book tonight, excitement.
I want to rape his literature.
I hate you aaaallllll
=]
nah, I love ya.
JAY
I wanna come hang in chucktown with you&Camtoe
Dude, I busted out the old chucks yesterday.
Take.me.back.
Fucking Cameron & Ryan drew & wrote all over them.
hot.
So yeah, I rocked 'em.
Cameron&I went to the bank to shoot pool
&unbeknownst- get drunk as well, lol.
That wasn't planned.
It was the tequilla.
I think... it was a FAKE IT'S A TRAP
it was horrible.
firefirefire.
Jose would have treated me better, always doesmmm
I am a picture
How do you want me?
This shit will fuck you up
Hokay.
Enough with this.
BLAH
Stephanie's Advice Corner
Amongst friends, when you go out expecting to get wasted-
keep your phone on lock-down where you cannot get to it
or you'll just forget it as the booze settles in your tummy.
Watch that 30mins! BLAM
Oh honey, honey
I love when FullMoon club memebers don't pick up their wine!
That's a btl of Turley, Clio & mmmmPaul Hobbs for meh.
That's roughly almost $200 in wine O_O
I almost feel wrong taking itnnnnaaaaaaahhhhh
ha
Hey baby, take a walk on the wild side.
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