| Current mood: |  irritated |
| Current music: | Can't quit scratching long enough to turn it on |
Mosquitos SUCK ASS!!!
Well, My profile says that one of my hoobies is golfing... and i'n not that bad when it comes to slapping the ball a set distance. My only problem is that whomever I go with to hit always wants to go at night. Well, last Friday, I went hitting with my friend down the street. It was fun and all, but I'm never going at 7:00 at night again. I looked down at my leg at one point, and saw (I wish I were joking, but i'm not...) about 15 MOSQUITOS sucking my blood... Some of them must have hit the same spot or something, cause my leg is now 2X the size it should me, and the bite and swollen area make about the size of my palm. Plus, it itches like mega-whoa. With the swelling, its hard to walk. The bump is restricting the movement of my calf muscle. My mom's a nurse, and told me to put this Benadryl-cream-type-stuff on it. She said it would be like this for about a week... DAMNIT I HAVE TO GO TO A COLLEGE CAMPUS AND WALK AROUND!!! I have trouble driving because it feels like my calves are constantly cramping everytime i move the gas/brake pedals.
MAN do I hate mosquitos... seriously, I know all surviving animals/insects/plants have a reason for being on earth, and a place in the food chain... Seriously, though, WTF good do mosquitos do? What is their purpose, besides becoming lunch for a frog? All they do is annoy us humans by sucking our blood and leavin a big, swollen, infected, itchy, annoying bump that stays for about 3 days? I could deal witht he side-effects if they gave me somethint EXUBERANTLY nice in return, but now I see that this "Exuberance" is quite "Insubstantial"... which reminds me... "This Beef is Amazing!!!" =p
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