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Yeah!!!
Its Jen... Reminding you of how bitching we are... Today is pretty much dedicated to Amy, cause shes been making me piss myself all day.
"Whats up T....& A....OHHH!" ~Jen laughing at Taco and Amy "Ass and titties and Ass and titties"~Jen singing a song
"Warp SPEED!"~ Amy and Jen Dancing
"This bar of soap was $150?"~Amy "No it was $8"~Jen "Oh I was gonna say, if it cost $150, it better cure fucking cancer!"
"Amy what are you doing?"~Kristina "Washing my face with $150 soap"~Amy "Seriously where are you?"~Kristina "I'm in the middle of class.. everyone is laughing at me"~Amy
"Fucking hippies"~Amy
"Its a Scared journal... where we... go down on all the crazy people we see...So spank it...weekly...and make animal scarfices to it...household pets are acceptable cause I go to Hogwarts"~Amy changing around words on another journal to make it awesome!
"Its still funny.. I don't care who you are, even if you're 90, Dry Humping will always be funny"~Amy
(After talking to a kid on the phone for a half an hour pranking calling him)..."I have one last question for you. Do you have any broke ass grilled cheese?"~Jen
"I've been kicked out of wegmans and Tops...Oh my FEET!" ~Jen "Did you just say oh my Fate?" ~Amy
"I'm Partial to Sawyer" ~Dingo "Sawyer? That bitch.." ~Jen "why.. cause she likes Sawyer, and we like... uh... I don't remember his name, I've just been calling him hott"~Amy
"Aren't things funnier with the word bots after it?" ~Amy
"They live in San Marino"~ Amy
"Where the hell is the big stick?" ~Amy
AND NOW....FOR SOME INTERESTS: (warning.. the following maybe unsuitable for children under the age of 20...This was written years ago... some we're added months ago.. some.. are really interests!)
abnormal shoes, adding buddies, adult themes, ant hills, arm pit sweat, armies, armpits, bad salad dressing, bad words, blasphemy, blowing up eggs, blowing up shit, blue crayons, bob dole, bob hope, bondage porn, bongs, broken phones, broken windows, butts, cheap porn, cheese, cheese snacks, cheese wiz, cheeses, cheezits, clay aiken, coffee for lunch, coffin sex, cows, dairy products, dancing with cats, dancing without clothing, dead neopets, dead socks, dead spiders, dirty socks, don't worry, doorknobs, double d tits, drama queens, drunken hoes, eating fishies, eating raw pasta, eating snow, eating stuff, fat bitches, feeling me up, finger, fluffy, getting drunk, glass teeth, goats, hairspray, hobbit sex, hot hot hot, hotness, i, i fucking love it, i'm the greatest, ice cream salad, image upload, josh patnode, keanu reeves, keypads, killing random beasts, killing small bugs, kitties, knee highs, lieing, long legs, making out, masturbation kills cats, moon landings, morbid cheese, movie theaters, muffy, nudity, onion nudity, oral sex, painting houses, painting walls, panties, penis mail, people named bob, pictures of sex, porn, purple onions, rap videos, ricky martin, robert redford, rubber panties, sex, sex by choice, sex by death, sex by force, sex with bob dole, sex with you, sex with your brother, sexing the monkey, sexual muffins, sexy beards, sexy nudity, sexy stockings, shires, shoe, shoelaces, shut up already, sinful shoe laces, sleeze balls, sluts, spanking, Spanish Sleepover, stalking bob dole, stalking pets, stalking your family, stealing, stupid boys, swearing, throwing ice balls, thumbs, ugly girls, vibrators, weed, your aunt sally.
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