Preacher of Cheese
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The Preacher of Cheese
And the Lord looked down upon his creation, and he saw that it was good. But it could be better. Something was missing. And so the Lord thought, all throughout his day of rest. And then, on the Eighth day, the Lord leapt from his morning bath, shouting, 'Eureka!' When he emerged from his Creation Laboratory several hours later, he gave unto Adam and all his descendants the most powerful substance in all the Cosmos: Cheese. Cheddar, Swiss, American, Feta, Roquefort, even the potent Limburger. These were his most powerful creations, the only beings to ever hold true sway over Man. And from these First Cheeses came more varieties, ever expanding into the various continents. There were Monterrey Jack, Cottage, Gouda, Gorgonzola, Mozzarella, Parmesan, Provolone, Ricotta, Babybel, and many others, whose names, or at least flavors, would become known worldwide. Remember: Repent! For the Kingdom of Heaven is near! And if thou hatest cheeses, thou hadst better learn, for St. Peter, Guardian of the Gate, gives entry only to those who can handle the potent Nectar of Heaven--the only cheese to never reach the mortal world!
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