.x. Pure Sex .x. (punk_bitch) wrote, @ 2003-05-17 23:46:00

Current mood:	horny
Current music:	"Bob"-Rancid

I AM UBER BORED...SAVE ME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GO WATCH 'THE SHAFT'. That movie is the most horrible movie I have ever seen. It's hilarious. It's about these elevators...you're gonna love this...THAT KILLED PEOPLE. Yes, these elevators...they killed people. Maybe you didn't hear me...THE ELEVATORS...KILLED...PEOPLE. AND THEY WERE ALIVE. Yes, the ELEVATORS were alive.

Why were these ELEVATORS alive, you ask? HAHAHAHA...All because of a DISGRUNTLED scientist (betcha didn't see that one coming...) who got fired from the army felt like putting these BIO-CHIPS in the elevators. WHY?! I don't know. Stupid disgruntled scientists....Always screwing up the elevators. Then those damn elevators have to go kill people...WHY?! Because the stupid disgruntled scientists. Always leads back to them...

I highly recommened this movie. It's hilarious. Just...don't GO INTO AN ELEVATOR. THEY KILL PEOPLE. AND BEWARE OF THE DISGRUNTLED SCIENTIST...they are disgruntled.

True Story,

Riot Girl, future wife of Joel.

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