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But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Imagine a world without hypothetical situations.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Busy planning to be spontaneous.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?
This is in Johns IM and I liked it so I stole it.... I love you john and you are the bestest friend a girl could ever have.... I miss you... and I will never foregt you... I love you