I am now accepting aplications for a stalker. Duties include: Coming over uninvited, Calling every now and then, Listening to the same story and/or joke repetitively but still acting as if its the first time, Being the sublect of my asshole remarks, Playing boardgames and/or watching shit movies or any other stupid thing that I want to do, Being totally obsessed with me but not in the psycho killer way, and Loving the hell out of me for no apperant reason, among other things. Payment: You will get the ever so coveted payment of my love and deep admiration and my time.
Okay now on a completely different subject, has anyone seen the commercial for David Bowie's new cd? Oh my god, its a thirty second technicolor orgasm. Ther are about ten Dave's, each from a different era on Bowie hottness. Bowie equals bliss... <3 Adora
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