Owl (pocketowl) wrote, @ 2003-07-07 21:38:00

Conversation with Beth, Jazzy, Dumpface, and Penis
Chloe: "Okay, guys, listen to this quiz I'm taking... Which statement most closely resembles your philosophy on dating? A) There's more fish in the sea. B) There are more fish in the sea. C) The sea is polluted. D) I hate the smell of fish."

Beth: (laughing hysterically)

Jazzy: "I HATE the smell of fish."

Danny: "I like the smell of your guys' legs."

-5 second silence-

Chloe: "Well that kind of brought the conversation to a screeching halt."

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