Lord Tony Sama (platapussman) wrote, @ 2005-11-29 20:21:00

Current mood:	horny
Current music:	Full Metal Alchemist - Opening

Google is my Ho Now
Bend Over Google, I Own You:
It is hard being as vein/narcissistic as I, but I like to pride myself in being one of the few people who can pull it off. On that note I would like to add that google is becoming aware of my anti-blog's awesomeness that they have even started ripping it off. The problem is that all of their quotes suck compared to the ones I use (that are stolen from bash most of the time). Anyway, back to talking about me. Any normal person wouldn't spend 2 hours typing words from his website into google to see where I stand in the Internet. Luckily a caveman ninja is hardly a "normal person." This site is at the top of google for:


• anti-blog armwrestling
  
• "nicole kidman is a whore" - quotation marks are needed
  
• werehobos - people by day, hobos by night
  
• Brzenk ninja - I don't want to get too redundant.
  
• Platapussman - The super hero I made up in the 5th grade.
  
• Tony Sama - of course
I am on the first page of google for:

• Lord Tony - That one took a lot of work because apparently "Lord Tony's Wife" is the name of a book.
  
• Lord Sama - Proving that google idolizes me.
  
• Schizophrenia armwrestling - because other sites don't use big words
  
• pirates sculpt American history - Just because it is true doesn't mean other people point it out.
  
• stolen from bash - because there is no point in lying until the lawsuits start pouring in.
  
• ROTFLOLMBO
And to put the proverbial icing on the also proverbial cake, I have added a google fight (figure 27.1). The outcome surprised me. I was expecting a slaughter.

Figure 27.1:

In a strange twist of fate, it turns out I am
only slightly more popular than Nickleback
Quote of the Day:
"Milk + Duel Masters = a winning combination."

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