Stuck In Hell (pho_nesex) wrote, @ 2003-03-09 08:38:00

if you melt my icecream, ill maybe wear a shoe.
Tie me up with some hypocritical twine my dears. If i complain about someone who complains too much, then i deserve to be strung up, correct? Oh well, i don't give a fahq.


There is something highly disgusting about the coagulated fat that is lying in a pan, which is resting quaintly on the stove. Yeah, i didn't put it there. and yes, it was re-used. grosssss! the extra s is for savings.


the other day on the bus, i ran into the guy who had lectured everyone and no one about the rules of life. he was the "education is better than nice hair," guy. Well, the other day he started lecturing no one and everyone (and perhaps even the windows on the bus) about how you (whomever he was speaking to) was acting badly, and inapprorpriately- and all of it was the cause of his tie. he said "you are just jealous of my pretty necktie. That's why you acin the way you are. I know its pretty, but you shouldn't act so mean. I got a nice watch too!"


and later on he professed "if the shoe fits, maybe i'll wear i." That was the most logical of all statements i ever heard come out of this guys mouth. sometimes its better not to wear shoes- like at the beach.


what scares me most about this man is the fact that he is enrolled somewhere, getting an education. what more could this man learn than to shut up? Perhaps he is taking some psych classes at the local community college to get the freakin demons out of his head. Perhaps he is just masquerading as student so he can get in with the young crowd and preach his teachings.


oh, and i shall not even start in the dreams i had last night. though i will give you a nice little sampling. olympics- swimming pool. Some guy on an ATV rolls over into the pool. and then a car comes crashing in and lands on him. somehow i win a jar of vodka and pink lemonade. later, a coworker forces me to eat meldted ice cream (vanilla) and banana sandwiches. and damn, i liked it!

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