i am the type of girl who
- salivates openly to britney spears videos
- wishes she was maggie gyllenhaal
- hates any sort of work with a passion
- skulks back to taco bell with her tail between her legs
- obsesses over ex-bestfriends
- engages in two-week hardcore drug binges and then loses interest entirely (e.g. coke, speed, etc.)
- tries to drink but cannot
- takes it from behind, bent over a toilet in a park bathroom
- buys clothing based upon how hard it makes her laugh when she first sees it
- used to have talent but doesn't anymore
- has good cigarette karma
- misses cornelia connelly school of the holy child jesus
- is desperate to be out of the house at all times
- is getting her license on wednesday
- loves hors d'ouvres
- will masturbate with anyone who asks, apparently
- loves to remember the good old days
- freaks out when she sees viggo mortensen on letterman
- has been clean for three days, by god
- wants to be a movie star
- keeps every note anyone ever wrote her
- doesn't call people back
- has mountain dew and coffee ice cream for breakfast
- rewears underwear (but only if she really has to)
- watches vh1
- pops simethicone like it's candy
- smokes camels 'cause, lord help her, she loves arabs
- still dreams of stephanie, months and months later
- has no friends her own age
- sometimes still thinks of suicide as a viable option
- worries about getting a certain phonecall
- doesn't feel remorse anymore
- knows the fast part of disturbed's "meaning of life" and all of outkast's "b.o.b."
- is so done with this list
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