A Christmas Story
There has been some demand for a Christmas story, even though it is no longer Christmas. Well, any way, here you are:
Once upon a time, there was a man who did not much like Christmas. He hated it so much. So, he ate it. But this made all the children of the world very mad. So he regurgitated Christmas all over them, and ate Saint Patrick's day instead. Then he was murdered by a group of angry leprechauns (who aftewards went to Tipsy McStagger's, got drunk, and lit eachother on fire). The End.
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