Odysseus (odysseus) wrote, @ 2004-11-24 15:25:00

Survivor
So, I am in New Hampshire at the moment. My brother is watching 'Survivor'. It is one of the most pointless shows I have ever seen in my life. So, I have come up with a way to make it an improved version.

1. Take eighteen people on, put them on an Island.

2. Make them chop down trees and build a crucifix.

3. Nail them up.

4. Who ever lives the longest is the 'survivor'.

In order to make up for unfair advantages some contestants might have, every one gets three weeks in advance to practice.

I'll try to do another more lengthy update before the month is over.

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