New York City Revisted!
I've recently returned from another trip to New York City. In addition to making use of much more Magic Subway Juice, I also met several interesting people.
The Jersey Driller
I saw this fellow in the port authority, boarding a bus to Jersey with no luggage except two De Walt drill cases. He is the Jersey Driller, and he drills in the darkest hour of the Jersey night (about ten thirty PM). What does he drill? Whatever he wants. He carries a wide variety of drill bits suited to all sorts of materials, such as brick walls, street signs, and police helicopters.
The Disheveled Sikh
This fellow was also in the port authority, wearing a thread-bare turban, stained pants, and a shirt that several decades ago might have had enough color to be considered plaid. He was very disheveled; his frayed shirt was incorrectly buttoned, his beard no doubt had long lost civilizations living in it, and even his turban was tangled crooked mess. He was getting on the same bus as the Jersey Driller. They probably work together, after all, it would be hard to chase those police helicopters with out the aid of the Sikh's magic carpet.
The Prophet of the Orange Juice
When the subway was delayed because one of the passengers required medical attention, I met The Prophet of the Orange Juice. He informed me, and the other lost souls aboard the train, of the blessed gospel of the holy orange juice. One need not seek the help of doctors if only one drinks plenty of orange juice. Have a cold? No need for medicine-- drink some orange juice. Sore throat? Orange shall cure thee! Gotten your arm gnawed off by a pack of rabid hyenas unleashed by a clan mad Russian Zoroastrians? No problem! Just dip your bloody stump in some orange juice, pick up the shredded remains of your arm, and press back into place firmly for several seconds. Good as new! I'm canceling my medical insurance as we speak.
Well, thats about it for my most recent visit to New York City. Stay tuned for more of whatever the hell this crap is next week, or month or something.
