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thanksgiving
well this year my family decided to spend thanksgiving at a family friends house. i must say i was skeptical about this at the beginning, but it all turned out pretty well. we got there at about 4:30 and as usual the turkey took longer than expected, but it was definitely worth it... the turkey was damn good. there were two people there who i didn't know and they were quite strange, but in a nice way. i don't know how many fucking times this one guy asked how tall i was and kind of just stared at me (not in a gay way, just a weird way). the dinner conversation was a typical upper west side liberal intellectual conversation (i.e. - putting down george bush, talking about colleges etc.). but after the dinner the conversation kind of strayed from that topic and got into the paris hilton sex tape (haha don't ask). everyone was pretty drunk by that time and the guy who kept saying how tall i was had cranberry sauce hanging in his beard, which was quite amusing. his wife then scolded him for having food in his beard and everyone laughed. this guy then started telling dirty jokes. for example: why does hellen keller masturbate with one hand? she needs the other hand to moan. then i unleashed a priest joke that was recieved by laughter from everyone but the man who told the hellen keller joke (i dont know why). the joke was what is the difference between a priest and acne? a priest cums on your face before you're 13. so aside from the amusing conversation and great food, i finally got to make our demo tape into MP3's (they'll be up soon at http://leftuntouched.expage.com) and we saw Bad Santa - holy shit it was so fucking funny. i had pretty low expectations going into this movie, but damn was i wrong... it was an amazing movie, non stop laughter. so yea that was basically my thanksgiving.. hope yours was good!
ps -
all you fuckers better be at CBGB on sunday:
BLOOD FOR BLOOD
Harley's War
Subzero
Punch Your Face
Condition
Fed Up!
flyer
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