Some state mottos or at least they should be
? Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
? Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
? Arizona But It's A Dry Heat.
? Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everything.
? California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
? Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
? Connecticut Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
? Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
? Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
? Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
? Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
? Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
? Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
? Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
? Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn
? Kansas First Of The Rectangle States
? Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
? Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
? Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
? Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
? Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
? Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
? Minnesota 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
? Mississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
? Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
? Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
? Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest
? Nevada Hookers and Poker!
? New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone
? New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%## Motto right here!
? New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets
? New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
? North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable
? North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
? Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan
? Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing
? Oregon Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
? Pennsylvania Cook With Coal
? Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island
? South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
? South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota
? Tennessee The Edyoocashun State
? Texas Se Hablo Ingles
? Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
? Vermont Ay, Yep
? Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
? Washington We have more rain than you do
? West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really!
? Wisconsin Come Cut The Cheese!
? Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
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