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Nathan Scott (nscott) wrote,
@ 2005-05-23 20:05:00
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    hahah WOW!
    Some state mottos or at least they should be
    ? Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
    ? Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
    ? Arizona But It's A Dry Heat.
    ? Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everything.
    ? California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
    ? Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
    ? Connecticut Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
    ? Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
    ? Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
    ? Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
    ? Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
    ? Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
    ? Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
    ? Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
    ? Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn
    ? Kansas First Of The Rectangle States
    ? Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
    ? Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
    ? Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
    ? Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
    ? Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
    ? Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
    ? Minnesota 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
    ? Mississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
    ? Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
    ? Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
    ? Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest
    ? Nevada Hookers and Poker!
    ? New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone
    ? New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%## Motto right here!
    ? New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets
    ? New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
    ? North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable
    ? North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
    ? Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan
    ? Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing
    ? Oregon Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
    ? Pennsylvania Cook With Coal
    ? Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island
    ? South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
    ? South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota
    ? Tennessee The Edyoocashun State
    ? Texas Se Hablo Ingles
    ? Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
    ? Vermont Ay, Yep
    ? Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
    ? Washington We have more rain than you do
    ? West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really!
    ? Wisconsin Come Cut The Cheese!
    ? Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

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