| Current mood: |  drained |
| Current music: | Everything's Alright Jesus Christ Superstar |
Quote of the Day:
"When life gives you lemons, hand them right back to life and say, "Make your own damn lemonade!"
- Some comedian
Well, my first two days of school are officially over, and boy, doesn't my year look promising! Let me give you a little overview of my classes:
Spanish 4: The first thing my teacher says to us as we walk into the room is to inform us that we should expect homework everyday and just to prove her point assigns a 5 page packet that she deems as "muy facil." Muy facil my ass. Next we proceed to picking apart a painting by some spanish artist. That might have been interesting except for the fact that i am surrounded by imbeciles who can only remember enough spanish to make deep, meaningful comments such as "es rojo" or "es triste." YEAH, it's red! congratulations! You want to expand on that?
Chem: You'd think that after having five years of bad luck when it comes to lab partners, the O Mighty One might have cut me a break. But no, it doesn't look like it. I'm not really sure how to describe him, so i will let his T-shirt do it for him. His shirt reads "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of those who threaten it." Wow. It's nice to know i'm handling explosives with someone so openminded.
PE: Have you ever noticed how every gym teacher is the EXACT same? Tall, muscular, drill sergeant voice, steriod induced temper and a some kind of facial hair. And i'm not just talking about the men. Well, this one did not excape the stereotype. He spent the whole class walking around the desks eating peanut butter out of a jar and explaining the rewards of a career in physical education.
Humanities: It's not a good sign when you are sitting in class being bored out of your mind when you suddenly come to the startling realization that you are smarter than your teacher. It's an even worse sign when you realize it the second you walk into the room. Take my humanities teachers for example. Yes, teachers. It takes two of them to teach a class. I just figure that the school board thought that if they both have half of a normal IQ, then the two of them together might be able to teach a class. We spent the class listening about last year's students achievements, from their hook ups and break ups to the Monet cupcakes and excursions to the Spaghetti Warehouse. Oh what a fun, fun year this is going to be.
Next time....the Amazing Adventures of Doughnut Man and Hole Boy!
Alex
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