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River Flores (noconformity) wrote,
@ 2004-02-24 12:44:00
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    Current mood: annoyed
    Current music:live in a hiding place - idlewild

    what the fuck
    in my 21 years of life i have found that many times in life an occurance will knock you on your ass so much that you just have to say "what the fuck" For example, today after a class i took a stroll down to the men's room to relieve myself of the toxic alcohol urine that had swelled my bladder overnight. while standing at my typical wall side urinal, the one that ensures that you always have a wall in case a fucking parallel parker strolls next to you, I suddenly begin to hear a slight button pecking and beeping coming from the stall behind me. Of course this button pecking and beeping was in the midst of hearing a dude struggle while pushing out steaming feces. So if you can imagine a fucker red faced and sweet pushing with all his might delivering air farts that echo off the porcelan as bile slowly and painfully escapes his rectum, typing a text message at the same time. I wonder if the person he was typing to knew what he was doing. INCOMING MESSAGE: "dude i'm taking a shit, i'm all red faced and sweaty because it fucking won't drop..... L8er homie"

    WHY GOD WHY DO PEOPLE DO SHIT LIKE THIS



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