Nilesh Sane (nileshsane) wrote, @ 2004-05-18 20:31:00

F1 Joke
Gregorio was the ultimate F1 fan. He had all the videos and went to all the
races. Unfortunately, he passed away and went up to heaven. When he arrived
at the gates of heaven he came across St Peter.
"Greetings Gregorio, we have been expecting you" St Peter said. Gregorio
asked St Peter... "What is heaven like then?" St Peter replied "All the
greats are here, Fangio, Gilles Villeneuve, Jimmy Clark, Ayrton Senna and
they all race here on the replicas of the great tracks." "Senna racing with
Villeneuve and Clark? This is my idea of heaven!" Gregorio exclaimed.
"Exactly!" St Peter replied.
Gregorio settled into heaven very quickly. He loved watching the racing, the
cars had turbos and wide tyres. The racing was all he might have hoped for
until he found something that disturbed him. One day he came upon a track
with a lone red Ferrari pounding round lap after lap with blinding speed. He
could not believe what he saw! It looked as if the driver was wearing a
helmet just like Michael Schumacher's. And the driving style was exactly the
same as his German hero's. Gregorio was confused.

After some nights of troubled sleep he went to see St Peter about what he
had seen that day. He described the scene he had seen and protested.. "But
Michael Schumacher is not dead! How can he be here?"
St Peter looked around to make sure nobody was listening and whispered to
Gregorio. "Keep this quiet as I could get into trouble with the Big man for
telling you this.."
Peter glanced around some more...
"You see that car... that was God... he thinks he is Michael Schumacher!"

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