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To "Fix" F1
We have been informed by countless media sources that F1 is in trouble; poor attendance and TV ratings, soaring costs and so forth. I have no earthly idea what the "magic" cure to these alleged problems might be. No silver bullet from me. But why not consider something only modestly radical? Eliminate the godd@am cookie-cutter, sissy-d!ck race tracks which in no way resemble anything the average person will ever see in real life? Do you drive a car with near-zero ground clearance? Why is Bahrain and Sepang so manicured and even? Does your average drive to work or the store never encounter bumps? Is any of this what the average non-fan is liable to like?
Hey, there's a solution. Instead of changing the F1 cars, Bernie changes the cars driven by F1 fans, to make the series more relevant to what we drive! Thanks Bernie, I'll take my Enzo in red.
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