Girl Who Destroyed The World (neongreen) wrote, @ 2003-08-26 00:21:00

Current mood:	amused
Current music:	Alien Sex Fiend-Now I'm Feeling Zombiefied

Today..I manipulated a boy into openly admitting that he had a small penis and that this girl grabbed his penis without even asking him. Most boys are so stupid and gullible. Haha!

Ryan:Davey Havok is gay
Me:Shut the hell up Ryan he has a bigger penis than you.
Ryan:How would you know?
Me: Oh I've been talking to someone..
Ryan: WHAT?!
Me: You heard me
Ryan: SAMANTHA? (his ex girlfriend whom I would NEVER be seen talking to)
Me: Yes..Samantha
Ryan: Oh shit! GOD DAMMIT! I HATE that stupid bitch. Why is she going around telling everyone that? I mean..it's not THAT small. SHE'S the one who grabbed it. I totally had a boner one day and she said she couldn't find it but that doesn't mean that it's small.

Ryan Brown has a small penis.

That made my day.

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