simplyriddikulus (nat_sagara) wrote, @ 2003-12-12 21:36:00

Concerning scanners and the affects of alcohol
So sorry that I haven't been updating... to those who actually care... School's been a pain in the.. neck lately. ::coughSLAVEDRIVERScough:: Can't even enjoy my weekend goshdarnitall. Let alone my freakin' BREAK. Essays and the perpetual essays... Anyways, enough of my usual ranting. My teachers are... nuts.

In history we were discussing the French Revolution and my teach started talking about the guillotine (sp?) which was the special tool that gave quick beheadings. Then teach started talking about how axes were too slow saying that it doesn't cut all the way through, guy might miss, yadda, yadda, yadda... Pretty gross stuff. Then he came to the example of cutting at a 45 degree angle and came to the example of cutting carrots... From beheading people to orange veggies....

During one lunch time, my math teach told him that he'd be there so i went. He was discussing football/soccer with a German foreign exchange student as i got out my book. As my teach helped me out with a problem, the German student said while holding a pizza carton, "Can I use your scanner?"

Teach: Sure go ahead.
Me: Scanner...? (watches student open cupboard behind teacher's desk revealing a microwave.)


I kid you not. It was a microwave.


Me: You have a MIRCROWAVE?! (watches relaxed student reheat his pizza)
Teach: (looks outside classroom) Sssssshhhhhhh! It's my "scanner"!!


Nuts, I tell ya.

My friend got this cool, small digital camera that I am oh-so-envious of. Gr him. He also informed me that a classmate of his was proclaiming that my Spanish teacher is the "HOTTEST GUY EVER OH-MY-GOD." Ahem. First of all "ew." Second, he has a freakin' girlfriend for chrissakes. Third of all, waaaaaay older and our TEACHER. Fourth of all... "ew." Yes, yes I know I repeated but it was definitely worth repeating.. I mean c'mon. Teachers for goodness sakes... Anyways...

Now.. for Spanish class my teacher has been making up.. er.. "better Christmas songs." Changing those classic lyrics a bit.. and slaughtering them. heh. This one kid started singing Jingle Bells and somehow my teacher sung the rest about gay parades... Strange man.

Crud. It's almost my birthday. But RETURN OF THE KING IS COMING SOON!!!!!!! WHOOOOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!!

::hums Jingle Bells as she looks up fanfics::

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