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muzikman (muzikman) wrote,
@ 2009-08-18 12:28:00
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    Observations of a Security Guard
    *In this technological age, people are still oblivious to the fact that pretty much everything they do is being monitored by a video camera. It's also disconcerting when a Dollar Store has a better video security system than the rest of the mall!

    *It's fun to talk to pigeons.

    *A group of three 12 year old girls should never be asking for directions to a sports bar.

    *Many folks in uptown SJ have turned "hanging out" into an art form.

    *Contrary to popular belief, 1st impressions can indeed be wrong.

    *I'm certainly no fashionista, but shorts and tank tops should only be worn in your house, at the pool or on the beach. This almost seems to be a required uniform for all males who stay in a hotel. Sorry, but it's sloppy. The least you can do is tuck in your tank top!

    *Many people have a distinct discomfort and/or disrespect with authority.

    *Never work one shift, then turn around 7 hours later and pull off another.

    *Why do people have such a driving desire to light up their cigarettes in entryways?

    *When I become elderly and retired, the last fucking place I would want to spend my day is a shopping mall.

    *Giving a half hour's notice that you quit your job really inconveniences your co-workers. Thanks asshole!

    *It's weird, but many of my co-workers resemble characters from "Blade Runner".

    *Courtesy is optional for most people in retail, especially management.

    *Yes, everything here does close at 5, and no, we are not open on Sunday. Go east like everyone else.

    *Some folks don't like to be called "sir".


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