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Herr Hex (mrsix) wrote,
@ 2003-09-04 03:20:00
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    Laugh, lube up and lean into the firing line...
    Right. First thing's first. It's after 3am and I'm nekkid. Stark bollock nekkid. Don't like the image? Tough. I aint sorry. I have what I call 'click-finger'. Been browsing through emode's matchmaking facility. Yep, I am that sad. But does this mean I am geekish and unable to enjoy myself in the real company of others? Does this mean I can't get a gender-irrelevant-friend in RL?

    Fuzzy Duck. Fuzzy Duck Fuzzy Duck Fuzzy Duck Ducky Fuzz Ducky Fuzz Ducky Fuzz Ducky Fuzz. Does he?

    Does he fuck?

    Well, if it's with the right person. But right changes quite often. I may actually get mauled for the over-use of the word fuck in this. But hey, it's my journal and I'll F and blind all I want. Thankyou, and you may deposit your adoring love-juices at the door.

    But only when I'm done.

    Is crudity indicative of low vocabulary? In some cases yes, but in mine not so, I consider myself quite erudite, but we'll see what comments this entry gets. The thing is, I've been skimming emode for something to do, and I've realised something.

    Beautiful people suck at getting dates too. They really really do! It's funny as hell. All those times you've thought 'I can't say anything, they're too gorgeous' I'll bet some of em are dying for you to do the asking. And by god, as well as the gorgeous, there are the just interesting ones.

    I know people personally who've made good friendships through this sort of thing, so I guess what I'm saying is, don't be stuck by your perceived attractiveness. You're fucking gorgeous, all of you! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to look for people.

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