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Near Death Experience of the Day
So this morning I got into the shower. In the shower is a shelf, on which I put my soap, shampoo, razors, all that crap.
I reached up to grab a razor and I'm being carefdul not to slice my fingers on any of them, and one falls down.
I jumped out of the way because falling razors = bad.
I picked it up and it looked dull so I reached up to get a newer one, and like 9 more fall off the shelf.
So, you've got me in the shower dodging falling razors and trying not to step on them as they fall, grabbing the curtain for dear life, and trying not to lose my balance and fall through the curtain onto the tile floor.
Then a bottle of shampoo fell off the shelf and nailed me on the foot. It sucked.
So that was my brush with death for the day. Now start feeling sorry for me because now I am traumatized.