| Current mood: |  full |
| Current music: | track 8 on the afi cd |
the I survey
I see: emily's reaction to something on todays first entry
I need: a hug
I have: a full tummy
I wish: i didnt open my mouth (yet i still eat)
I love: emily!
I hate: my fatty fatness
I miss: sunday, b/c it was fun
I fear: that anna might not make out of this ok
I feel: alone
I hear: afi
I smell: popcorn
I crave: to know the inside jokes for once
I search: for excuses
I wonder: ".....why can't i be popular?"
I regret: being too ugly and fat and shy to be popular
hehehehahahaha i found these on a website and i just had to put them on here....
In a Japanese hotel:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
"Drop your trousers here for best results."
In a Rome laundry:
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
In an Acapulco hotel:
"The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
On the faucet in a Finnish washroom:
To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
Taiwan: the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead"
Thailand: an ad for donkey rides asked "Would you like to ride on your own ass?".
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