Michelle Trachtenberg (michelle_t) wrote, @ 2003-06-05 19:07:00

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young EVIL BITCH QUEEN named TOM. He was NOT TALKING in the SMALL forest when he met SQUISHY GREG, a run-away FAIRY PRINCESS from the GLITTERY Queen SARAH.

TOM could see that SQUISHY GREG was hungry so he reached into his CLEARLY LABELED HOT POCKET BOX and give him his WACKY FRENCH TOAST STICKS. SQUISHY GREG was thankful for TOM's FRENCH TOAST STICKS, so he told TOM a very FURRY story about Queen SARAH's daughter ELIZA. How her mother, the GLITTERY Queen SARAH, kept her locked away in a CASTLE protected by a gigantic BUNNY, because ELIZA was so HUGE.

TOM SAT. He vowed to SQUISHY GREG the FAIRY PRINCESS that he would save the HUGE ELIZA. He would LAUGH the BUNNY, and take ELIZA far away from her eveil mother, the GLITTERY Queen SARAH, and JUMP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SMOOTH TORNADO and SQUISHY GREG the FAIRY PRINCESS began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BUNNY from his story. GLITTERY Queen SARAH FELL out from behind a CAR and struck TOM dead. In the far off CASTLE you could hear a KERPLOP.

THE END.

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Okay so what have we learned today? Greg is squishy and a fairy princess, Eliza is huge, Tom is an evil bitch queen, Sarah is a glittery queen and Tom has french toast sticks in his clearly labeled hot pocket box. Oh and Sarah struck Tom dead.

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