Oh baby baby...
Today was Jessi and Joey's wedding. It was beautiful and Jessi, as always, looked gorgeous. I swear, that girl could make the Virgin Mary feel ugly or something. She's so hot. Congratulations on the wedding, by the way. I'm so glad you gave me the chance to be a part of your day. And that rhymed. I could be a poet! Heyyy.
So. I miss everyone. I miss nickolas_gene and brian_littrell. Where the hell have these two been anyway? I MISS YOU GUYS. COME BACK. Um. And I think elijahjordan already left for New Zealand without me and Matt B. Sonofabitch! You didn't wait for us. Now we're going to have to fly over there and... and... and hang you upside down somehow. Rawr. From a tree. With just your panties on. Muahaha. Wow, that's kind of embarrassing.
Ooh. Tonight is brody_arms and benjaminmadden's one year anniversary. CONGRATULATIONS! Both of you are complete saps and I love you. So I was reading this newspaper the other day and I read that there was this little 18 year old kid who got arrested for modifying that BLASTER virus that's corrupted like thousands of computers. Holy hell. First you got some aging ugly old men bombing the World Trade Center, now you got kids in high school corrupting computers worldwide.WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO THESE DAYS?
Everyone will update tomorrow. Or least most of you. Or you will all SUFFER.
