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| Current music: | chya...what she said... |
Story told by cha...now retold by stushers...
Okie...now...there's this guy and girl...and the guys a sailor...and goes off on some voyage...and before he leaves he promises the chick that he'll come back...and she promises him that she'll wait for him...well...hella years pass or what ever...and she just frickin chills there on the dock...and she wears the same dress so when he gets back he doesn't get all conffused or NE thing...okie...so yeah...now...she stays there for years...never leaving...getting attacked by the crabs...and then the locals think she's nuts and try to send her to the looney bin...but she fights them off...(I dunno how...if she never leaves she doesn't eat...so how the hell does she have streagth...but w/e)...so they just leave her alone...and then she falls in love with the ocean...and the fucker never comes back...and that's it...moral of the story...DON'T WAIT FOR SAILORS...THERE FUCK FACES!...
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