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Dizzy Jive and the Uptown Five
sup fools...yeah...i was just feelin' a little sassy, so i got a new journal account...it's a bit more radiohead themed when compared to my last journal (UsedUpLoveSongs)...so yeah...wow, a lot has happened in the last few days...since thursday all the way until this coming monday, life was, is, and will be very hectic...we'll start with thursday...carley irwin came on over, because i left my glasses in her car from all the way back when ross and shawn and her and i all went to york to play lazer tag...then i had a job interview at pizza hut, BAAHAHAHAHAH...that's pathetic...i mean, come on...it's hard to picture me having a job, let alone at a pizza joint! but hey, if they hire me (which im not sure they will, i was supposed to get a call from them today, but i didn't), and someone asks me about my job, i can tell them that i'm a cook, lol...cause i applied for cook...i think the dialogue would go a little like this...
Random Girl: hey tyler, i heard you got a job - tell me about it
Me: Well, I'm a cook, but i prefer the term "gourmet chef"
Random Girl: GODDAMN THAT IS HOTT!! Tyler, I think that I'm in love with you and I want to have hot sweaty steamy wild native monkey jungle sex with you, right here, right now, hard, on the floor!!
Me: sorry, no time...i gotta go put some jew...i mean...pizza...i mean...highly intricate casseroles that only someone who has mastered the culinary arts such as myself could ever possibly concoct in the oven...at...pizza hut...yeah...
Random Girl: Oh no, I was so in love with him but he totally shut me down...now I'm going to write a melancholy poem about the inner torment that i'm experiencing:
"that makes me want to cry
that makes me want to die
that makes me want to lie
that makes me want to kill"
(since this dialogue is getting long and is going nowhere) *falls over dead*
hahahahahahahahahahaha, there were two inside jokes in there that i feel i should explain...alright, the jew comment...im not really racist againgst jews, lol...that's for richard the communist miller...because he's always on my case for being the aryan poster boy...fair skinned, blonde haired, blue eyed...yep...that's me...and the pathetic little poem at the end there...well, ross and i were taking notice of all these "depressed" goths who try and write really deep poetry, but since half of them aren't really depressed so no real emotion goes into it (or they're just complete mansonite fucking morons), their writing usually consists of really idiotic and cliched lines, such as "staring death in the face, forever we die", or "im roasting marshmallows in hell because im sad" or something of that magnitude...so ross came up with that four line little diddy in mockery of it all...that pretty much sums up every "goth" poem you'll ever read...i find it humourous how these kids who think their poetry is the deepest, most heartfelt emotional statment ever made are the same ones that bitch about having to read shakespeare in high school because "it's stupid"...they're just waaay too goth for influential english literature...that's usually dark, dreary, and depressing...wow, this is turning into a rant...well then, i'll end it here...
ok, so that pretty much covers thursday, lol...carley irwin and job interview...then on friday, i was supposed to go to writing club, but it got cancelled...but that night, i went over to ross' and we had a proper zen night with steak bolies and video games and everything...my two minute bed deflated completely by morning, haha...oh well...then i came home today and cleaned out the garage for "band practice"...haha...i wouldn't call it band practice, tho...for those of you who know me and i haven't told you, i AM starting up a band once more...and it's not going to be anything like the last band i was in (Shock Injected)...no, this band will not be a shitty wanna be metal band whose guitarist is trying to make it the next metallica or some shit...no, instead, this will be the best alternative band to ever grace this earth since the Smashing Pumpkins, haha...so far we have me at the mic and on rhythm guitar, richard miller on lead guitar, both of us are capable of handling the keyboards/piano when necessary, new kid (alex johnson) on bass, and we're currently searching for a drummer...haha, richard asked me what our name was...so i said "dizzy jive and the uptown five"...haha, and he said he liked it!! lol...so i think that's our name temporarily...until we actually get a few songs down, i don't think we're going to have a serious name...but yeah, i got off topic again, there...ok, so, basically, "band practice" means that richard came over and we messed around on our guitars and went through some songs we'd like to cover...that brings you all up to date...now i'm here telling of my adventures up until this point...now for tomorrow...tomorrow, KATIE IS COMING OVER TO MY HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME!! yaya!!! she'll get to meet my baby sister madison in person for the first time!! she's absolutely going to die, hahaha...and yeah, i dunno exactly what we're going to do all day, but hopefully i'll be able to entertain her well enough...and then, on monday, if we don't get snowed in or something, i might have school...and at seven, i have a meeting for the student exchange program that im going to germany with this summer...that's about all i have scheduled, haha...man, and if i get that job, i'm gonna have work on top of everything...damn, i wish it was the summer again...everything was simpler...i lived at ross' house, pretty much...and every day was zen day...nothing but tenchu and ninja training and playing resident evil and silent hill and jesus i miss last year so damn much...besides holly leaving me for tim, everything was perfect until this school year started...but things have gotten much much better since last semester...i gots me a band going, i have a great new girlfriend, i have some badass classes (physics *im in love with that class, mr kauffman is the shit*, German 5, geometry, and gym with ross!!), and the zen day tradition lives on! yeah, i can't complain...i'm in a very content state...that's good...real good...
haha...wow, that is one GARGANTUAN entry that i know damn well maybe three people might read...oh well, it killed some time...and of course, i must leave you all with a song!!...tonight, i think it will be...SUBTERRANEAN HOMESICK ALIEN!! YEAH!!!
The breath of the morning, I keep forgetting the smell of the warm Summer air...
I live in a town where you can't smell a thing - you watch your feet for cracks in the pavement
High up above, aliens hover, making home movies for the folks back home
Of all these weird creatures who lock up their spirits, drill holes in themselves and live for their secrets
They're all uptight...
I wish that they'd swoop down in a country lane, late at night when I'm driving, and take me on board their beautiful ship
They'd show me the world as I'd love to see it!
I'd tell all my friends, but they'd never believe me...
They'd think that I'd finally lost it completely!
I'd show them the stars and the meaning of life
They'd shut me away, but I'd be all right
I'm just uptight...