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Should old acquaintance be forgot...
Well, I now have plans for New Years.
17:00 Crack open first bottle of champagne.
17:30 Hop in shower with above bottle of champagne. (not with doodle, no offense)
18:00 Out of shower, primp, blowdry, tart up. End result- the I-don't-need-a-man-cause-I'm-fabulous-look.
19:00 On to the next bottle of champagne.
20:00 Taxi to the Radison on Town Lake, where we will be partaking in cocktails with various fabulous friends and acquaintances.
22:00 On to the Apple Bar on 5th, where we continue to partake in cocktails, looking fabulous of course.
00:00 Grab the nearest man next to me and make out with him shamelessly at the stroke of midnight.
00:01 Shove away aforementioned man and proceed to ignore his advances for the rest of the night, as I am fabulous and I don't need a man.
01:00 Dancing on the tables, singing ' I wanna party like it's 1999!'
02:00 More dancing with various sweaty and inappropriate men.
02:30 Stumble around the club, shouting out 'I dun need a man, yer ugly, I'm fabulushhhhh'.
02:35 Shoved in a taxi by my friends who are embaressed by my behavior.
02:45 Home. Stumble up to bed. Fall into bed with shoes still on. Sleep.
Sounds fucking great, eh? I bet you're jealous.
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