couch and pocketwatch (NBC, 8:30): lolaangel (Tia Carrere)'s new friend alienates randomthought (Keanu Reeves). In the next town over, maroon5 (Sylvester Stallone) hires girlygirls (Ana Gasteyer) to perform pantomime at a car dealership. That same day, sister_grim (Andy Kaufman) gets a job as secretary to moviebadasses (Joaquin Phoenix). Later, surveygirl (Seth Green) tries on xallnightlongx (Elizabeth Taylor)'s pants without permission. Afterwards, arlenisdarlin (Slim Pickens) keeps accidentally stepping on newburycomics (Ving Rhames)'s foot. (Closed captioned.)