The Monty Python Grammar Lesson
perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word fuck out of all the words in the english language that begin with the letter f, fuck is the only word know as the 'f' word. its the one magical words that just by its sound can depict pain pleasure hate and love fuck like most words in the english language is derived from the german word fricken which means to strike in english fuck falls into many gramatical categories as a transitive verb for instand: john fucked shirley. as an intransitive verb: shirley fucks. its meaning is not always sexual it can be used as an adjective as in johns doing all the fucking work. as part of an adverb: shirley talks too fucking much as an adverb enhancing an adjective: shirley is fucking beautiful. as a noun: i don't give a fuck. as part of a word: absofuckinglutely or infuckingcredible. and as almost every word in a sentence fuck the fucking fuckers. and u must realize there aren't so many words with the versatility of fuck as in these examples describing such situations as fraud: i got fucked at the used car lot. dismay: aw fuck it. trouble: i guess i'm really fucked now aggression: don't fuck with me buddy difficutly: i don't understand this fucking question enquirey: who the fuck was that. dissatisfaction: i don't like what the fuck is going on here. inconfidence: he's a fuck off. dismissal: why don't u go outside and play hide and go fuck urself. i'm sure u can think of many more examples with all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when u use the word? we say use this unique flexible word more often in ur daily speech it will identify the quality of ur character immediately say it loudly and proudly... FUCK YOU!
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