 | A thousand Clever Lines Unread on Clever Napkins ( littlemia) wrote,
@ 2004-08-15 01:27:00 |
Went shopping with my dad today. I found a GORGEOUS dress at Gap. It was black and strapless and flared out a little like a party dress. I decided it would be great for the cruise and the last social. So I try it on. It us UBER-tight around the boobs and I had to get my dad to do it up.
He was like "well it's tight, but at least we know nobody will be taking it off you".
Innapropriate comment #1.
I really really wanted it though, cuz it was 25$. They only had one size left, so I had the lady call around to other stores to see if they had 1 size bigger.
My dad then made innapropriate comment #2.
"Lets go somewhere they have lots of skinny people so all the FAT sizes will be left".
Gee, thanks dad.
What I wanted to say later was "Hi dad, I'd like you to meet your newly-anorexic daughter" but he wouldn;t find it nearly as humerous as he found his own comment to be.
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