Exams are over! Let us review how I'm sure I did on each one of them.
Period A Medical Biology Mr. William Forkem Subtitle: The Guy Teaches, Yet Can Barely Speak English Summary: It was surpringly wicked easy. The guy pretends we barely understand what he's talking about, but deep down inside, we actually get it better than he does. The only thing difficult was his phrasing of questions.
Period B NONE!
Period C Philosophy Mr. Christopher Hopkins Subtitle: Easier Than Thought Summary: I did it backwards, from question 85 to 1, so that no one could copy me. It was moderately hard, yet I understand I scored a B. As Ric Flair might say, WOOOOO!
Period D Writing Workshop Mrs. Cynthia deSilva Subtitle: Nothing To Worry About Summary: You have to be quite stupid to not do good on this test. It wasn't that was easy (I'm sure it wasn't to some people), you just gots to know your subject. And I did. So again, wooo for me.
Period E Web Page Design Ms. Kathryn Gadzera Subtitle: Not Hard At All Summary: This was an obvious easy one. Not sure of my score, but it's obviously very high. And the test was obviously not hard at alll.
Period F English Ms. Kariryn Lilja Subtitle: Know Your Vocab Summary: Again, another one that I was informed of as being hard, but quite easy for me. As long as you knew the vocabulary to study, you could get an easy high marking on this one.
Period G Spanish Youth Lit. Profe Brian Vosselor Subtitle: That Was A Midterm? Summary: Easy Streeet....stupid freshman who pulled the fire alarm will die! I can't believe I had to go outside in single digit degree weather. Seriosly, I almost went into a seizure like state. But still...easier than a two-dollar hooker.
And then, I had the weirdest dream that Ms. Gilette, the student teacher in Profe's class, mothered my son. It was odd, too, because I didn't recall any sort of baby-making process or anything. Not only that, I didn't pay child support or anything. The baby's parentage was very public, and in my dream, her family was from Canada. It was odd...she brought the kid to school and everything.
Then, after I had that dream, I had a dream that my Uncle Mike was still alive, and we went to visit him. He thought I was hilarious and wouldn't stop giving us shot of Amaretto. It was pretty cool.
"We had sex three times last night. I'd have to say the last time was the fucking best. Let me tell you. Scott's one fucking hot hot hot hot guy and wow. That's the only word I can describe it. "Wow". haha. "
And today, as I checked random Blurtys, I find this. I know someone writing in these things was getting some boo-tay. Go megan in Ontario! You be getting some good sex, and I congratulate you.
Philosophy De La Now
"Fuck what they (other people) think."
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