|Current mood:|| silly|
|Current music:||Nickelback: "Someday"|
Silly, random thingamajiggiez
The elephant asked the camel "Why do u have boobs on your back?" and
the camel replied, "Well, thats a pretty dumb question coming from someone
who has a penis on his face!"
No, I'm not religious but this is funny...
When god was making little boyz he made them out of string. He
noticed that he had too much so he left a little thing. When god was makin little gurls he made them out of lace, he noticed he didn't have enough so he left a little space.
Save your breath, you'll need it blow up your date later.
I always give 100% at school:
Yankee Doodle went to town a riding on his mother, every time
they hit a bump he had another brother...
You know what pisses me off? People who point at their wrist when asking the time. I know where my watch is dumb ass! Where the hell is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?!