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aNeeSa (lil_sweetheart) wrote,
@ 2003-03-11 14:40:00
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    Current mood: sick
    Current music:Ithanondu//Dhool

    HAHaha..they say...its a JokE...ENjOY!
    > >Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on
    > >abench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins
    > >totalk.
    > >
    > >MAN: "Hello"
    > >
    > >WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    > >
    > >MAN: "Yes."
    > >
    > >WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000.
    > >CanI buy it?"
    > >
    > >MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
    > >
    > >WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002
    >> models.
    > >Isaw one I really liked."
    > >
    > >MAN: How much?"
    > >
    > >WOMAN: $60,000.
    > >
    > >MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."
    > >
    > >WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back
    > >onthe market. They're only asking $450,000."
    > >
    > >MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000."
    > >
    > >WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
    > >
    > >MAN: "Bye, I love you too."
    > >
    > >The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment
    > >
    > >Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"



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