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| Current music: | Ithanondu//Dhool |
HAHaha..they say...its a JokE...ENjOY!
> >Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on
> >abench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins
> >totalk.
> >
> >MAN: "Hello"
> >
> >WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> >
> >MAN: "Yes."
> >
> >WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000.
> >CanI buy it?"
> >
> >MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
> >
> >WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002
>> models.
> >Isaw one I really liked."
> >
> >MAN: How much?"
> >
> >WOMAN: $60,000.
> >
> >MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."
> >
> >WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back
> >onthe market. They're only asking $450,000."
> >
> >MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000."
> >
> >WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
> >
> >MAN: "Bye, I love you too."
> >
> >The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment
> >
> >Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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