Things not to do, recently learned
Things not to do:
1. Park at Harvard (or within half a mile of the school) before class.
2. Provoke the Mystic River mosquitos with your succulent presence after dark.
3. Walk around my neighborhood alone (There is a rapist on the loose. Anyone know some self-defense techniques they could teach me?)
4. Forego grabbing that umbrella in the morning because it's sunny outside.
5. Try to answer questions about logical deduction in class while experiencing migraine brain.
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