Things I Believe (about porn)
Women never measure penises. They might read about fiction with penis measurements in them, but the numbers provided are wholly for the men keeping score at home and the male writer. A woman might think of a dick as 'big' or 'small' or whatever, and indeed, she might give a size in the narrative (because such things are expected or whatnot), but they don't go whipping out tape measures the way guys do when they're in private and feeling curious.
Therefore, any character uttering a line which gives an nearest-half-inch estimate of a penis size is either a logistic savant or male.
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