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My Own Client
To wrap up my night into a somewhat digestable morsel of boring, yet complacent blahness, I'll write another entry into my awesome cool journal. So here goes the wrapping--pick up rachel, mall, led zeppelin shirt, melanie, stand, purses, elvis, beatles, i love lucy, "i like i love lucy," purchase, walk, puffy cheeks, bravo, 2, hockey puck/coaster, outside, wait, talk, bench, broken purse, examine, funny to me, not to her, all sales final, light & beep & buzz, inside, sit, order, bread, olive oil, wine, chicken malinaise pomodoro, good, hurt teeth, gift certificate, change, tip, leave, walk, amy, sam, jerit, southshore, northshore, drive there?, no, yes, sucks, oh well, sublime, drop rachel off, home, joe's garage, led zeppelin, pink floyd, talk, anonymous Philadelphian, and that's about it. I downloaded this Blurty Client thing too, which is quite cool because i can post without opening Internet Explorer (which tends to heavily delay my computer's already-crappy performance). You can also edit previous entries with an easy-to-use calendar thing and spell check and lots more--available at your nearest blurty website. I'm going to post the conversation with the "Philadelphian." Some background info: he/she imed Marki to mess with her, she gave me his/her screen name, I imed him/her...
Led Ink (9:49:04 PM): hey
diazapop (9:49:12 PM): and this is?
Led Ink (9:49:17 PM): how shakes it
diazapop (9:49:25 PM): and this is?
Led Ink (9:49:29 PM): this is what?
diazapop (9:49:33 PM): who are you?
Led Ink (9:49:48 PM): i thought you'd have figured it out by the screen name
Led Ink (9:49:52 PM): weird
diazapop (9:50:08 PM): yes, well i didnt
diazapop (9:50:10 PM): so who are you?
Led Ink (9:50:16 PM): you give up that easily?
Led Ink (9:50:18 PM): come on
Led Ink (9:50:24 PM): just look at the screen name
diazapop (9:50:29 PM): led ink
diazapop (9:50:31 PM): beautiful
Led Ink (9:50:36 PM): i thought you'd like it
diazapop (9:50:36 PM): now who is it?
Led Ink (9:51:27 PM): you're really making this no fun
Led Ink (9:51:34 PM): i would've expected much more from you
diazapop (9:51:56 PM): you have one more response to tell me and then you're blocked
Led Ink (9:53:06 PM): you really don't want to block me because if you knew who this was (which you really should be able to figure out..i have no idea what's taking you so long [just look at the screen name]), then you'd kill yourself for ever considering blocking me..but as you wish
diazapop (9:53:27 PM): ok, goodnight
Led Ink (9:53:54 PM): we'll talk later..i'll give you a hint
Led Ink (9:53:55 PM): goodnight
Led Ink (9:54:21 PM): (just im me when you're ready for it)
diazapop (9:54:26 PM): ready for...?
Led Ink (9:54:31 PM): the hint
Led Ink (9:54:33 PM): goodnight
diazapop (9:54:40 PM): well you can hint all you want
diazapop (9:54:48 PM): but im sure you're some total stranger trying to play games
diazapop (9:55:00 PM): how do i know this, because i've been doing the same thing all night
diazapop (9:55:10 PM): most likely, you're somebody's friend who've i harassed
diazapop (9:55:14 PM): so go ahead, your hint please
Led Ink (9:55:27 PM): well i'm not giving you the hint now
Led Ink (9:55:32 PM): i've led you to believe you don't even know me
Led Ink (9:55:39 PM): the game has gotten interesting
Led Ink (9:55:40 PM): for me at least
Led Ink (9:55:56 PM): so yes, it is a "game"..but i am no stranger to you
Led Ink (9:56:04 PM): believe what you want though
diazapop (9:56:56 PM): mmm, well if you're my friend, im about to offend you...but by the manner in which you are speaking to me, you are far too intelligent to be any of my friends, sorry
diazapop (9:57:10 PM): you have far too much psycho-analytical ability to be one of my friends
Led Ink (9:57:42 PM): ouch..the deepest of cuts
diazapop (9:57:56 PM): yeah, definitely not one of mine
diazapop (9:57:58 PM): sorry
Led Ink (9:58:50 PM): it doesn't hurt much that you possibly called me, a presumable friend in my eyes, unintelligent
Led Ink (9:59:12 PM): but it hurts that in the same way you conveyed that i really am not your friend
diazapop (9:59:35 PM): your sentence structure and your vocabulary are far too advanced to be one of my friends
diazapop (9:59:41 PM): but fine, i can play your game
diazapop (10:00:01 PM): you are my friend, what is my name? how old am i? where do i (presumably we) live?
diazapop (10:00:09 PM): answer these questions and i will believe you
diazapop (10:00:15 PM): but surely you will be unable to
diazapop (10:00:53 PM): hmm, thought so
diazapop (10:01:51 PM): so who are you really? which friend did i offend that was intelligent enough to play their own counter-pscyho-warfare games? i wish to give them cheers.
Led Ink (10:02:24 PM): well
Led Ink (10:02:26 PM): i concede
diazapop (10:02:47 PM): mm, i was actually beginning to enjoy thaT
Led Ink (10:02:55 PM): i merely wanted to see how long it would take you to ask the simple questions that would defeat my entire "warfare" or barrage of psycho-analytical mayhem if you will
Led Ink (10:03:14 PM): if i tell you who i am though, you should tell me who you are
Led Ink (10:03:29 PM): and answer those aforementioned questions to which i do not know the answers as you have so kindly pointed out
diazapop (10:03:37 PM): first, where are you from?
Led Ink (10:03:47 PM): metairie louisiana
Led Ink (10:03:48 PM): you?
diazapop (10:04:06 PM): philadelphia, pennsylvania
diazapop (10:04:07 PM): age?
Led Ink (10:04:11 PM): 18
diazapop (10:04:17 PM): 16
diazapop (10:04:29 PM): source of my screen name?
Led Ink (10:04:48 PM): hold off on that question
Led Ink (10:04:56 PM): tell me your name, i'll tell you mine and the source of the screen name
diazapop (10:06:32 PM): mm, what gurantees do i have?
Led Ink (10:06:53 PM): none really..my word
Led Ink (10:07:18 PM): as intellectual combatants, you have my word
diazapop (10:07:45 PM): mm
diazapop (10:07:47 PM): my name is austin
diazapop (10:08:05 PM): i receive whoever's screen name from livejournal.com
Led Ink (10:08:24 PM): ah
Led Ink (10:08:27 PM): makes sense enough
Led Ink (10:08:36 PM): i'm brian..boyfriend of nofxmeltrip
diazapop (10:09:32 PM): mm, good times
Led Ink (10:10:01 PM): i was hesitant to believe that you live in philadelphia
Led Ink (10:10:06 PM): but your reasoning is cogent enough for me
Led Ink (10:10:15 PM): i don't much care to know more than that anyway
diazapop (10:11:23 PM): and you certainly overcome the 'stupid southerner' stereotype
diazapop (10:11:31 PM): so goodnight and farewell
...It occupied a nice amount of my time. Hopefully tomorrow will be eventful. Work @ Beauty Cafe @ 6 am - noon @ something or other Metairie Rd. @ visit me or something. Hopefully we'll have some customers this time so that I can make some drinks and feel important. Hopefully I'll see Marki later on, too. Also, I will be wearing my new Led Zeppelin shirt after work if anyone cares to see me and idolize the band and admire my wearing of their merchandise. That's all. Bye.
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