aj (klutzie) wrote, @ 2006-07-25 20:50:00

the perfect dystopian sustainable community!
1. everyone should move to the equatorial band. preferably living between the Tropics of Capricorn and Cancer. this will eliminate all need of heating. living closer to the Tropics would be preferable as this would also eliminate the need of airconditioning.

2. expensive brands should be removed. fancy pansy designers can be in the business of sewing patches on worn clothes. cool postmodernist approach i think. reuse of old clothes should be promoted as in and hip.

3. only professionals should live in places requiring mechanical regulation of weather conditions. these people should only be there for the purpose of extracting natural resources. in line with the 'kill two birds with one stone' mentality of optimization, they should also be tourists/explorers, wishing to explore the wild wild west, or the virgin forests of other areas. tourists should then be required to undergo medical checkups to ensure their suitabililty for working in such 'harsh' conditions.

4. places with unidentifiable useful natural resources should be avoided at all costs. to prevent extinction and damage to the ecosystems. if this were done, maybe the moas would have evolved to eat the kiwis..and the kiwis would be extinct, rather than moas.

5. chefs should also stop cooking preposterous meals that involve other living beings that took tens of years to grow to an edible size, only to be consumed by a fancy pansy designer in a fraction of that time, perhaps a number even smaller than a machine zero. they may now focus their passion in creating creative and unique food masterpieces made from thin air! this pursuit shall be like an alchemist's dream.


6. rubbish should be used in homes as art decoratives and coffeetable pieces. not only will this provide a great conversation starter, but will create a sense of mutual understanding between guests and hosts. especially if they were both fashion victims that were subject to the german-car-supremacy idea (see 7)

7. germans may only produce cars that don't require to be driven at 200kph for their quality to shine. porsche, audi and bmw should look into building wooden bicycles or bicycles from trash metal.

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