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| Current music: | Prodigy-"Smack My Bitch Up" |
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Right, so lots has happened. Went to Six Flags last week with Becky and we talked about our speech impediments...like she can't say her "g's" in "biggie" and she has trouble sayng her name. I can't say "Arnold Target". When I answer phones it comes out "Thank you for calling Aold Taget. This is Kristen, how may I help you?" It's great. Then someone scared her and she said " That scared the poopies outta me! Now my poopies are running around all willy nilly!"
I learned from the Fight Club that I'm not effing my khakis. Thank God. Because I was under the impression that I WAS effing my khakis. phew. That was a close one!
"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap. We are the all-singing all-dancing CRAP of the world."
Have I ever mentioned how HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT Johnny Depp is? Well he IS.:):) Have I ever mentioned how I don't think his girlfriend who he now has two children with is pretty? Well I DON'T. Have I ever mentioned how one day, not far from today, maybe in a few years, I will meet him and he will fall in love with me? Well, it'll happen. He's not MARRIED or anything. :D
Yeah, so Paul Petrovic is hot, smart, funny, and SO NICE. Too bad we both leave in a little over a week. He said he'd date me if it weren't for that. He doesn't want to end up wanting a relationship and then have to leave for Purdue, so he said next summer, if we're both single, we'll give it a try. I guess it'd be easier to have been going out for a few months before he has to leave??? I dunno, whatever. I don't care. At least I know he'd be willing to give it a try. Makes me feel GREAT about myself. Ya know, that I CAN get someone that's hot AND smart.:):) Kinda like Johnny Depp....:) Sorry, couldn't resist throwing that in. :D
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