| Current mood: |  crazy |
| Current music: | NOFX - "Vincent" & Queens of the Stone Age - "Go With The Flow" / Sugarcult - "Bouncing Off The Walls" |
Add the funky punk ska
my master and savior tiffani is forcing me to type on her puter,she has a big black scary dildo pionted at my head and is threating to ram it in my ear if I don't coperate. Anyways!
what can I say, maybe stuff and stuff??? I could talk about penis or maybe putting babies on spikes, well enough about my sex life.......oh, and that was a joke, for all the stupid people out there that can't understand sick and twisted humor, and that means you! yes you! You there, with your pants down to your ankles, stop playing with your self and read carefully! I am going to devulge some life saving information!!! DO NOT (and I say again) DO NOT ......................well, never mind. You may resume jerking your tally-wacker ( if thats what you call it ). Okay, I can say one thing, never ever go to North Carolina, its not as spiffy as they make it out to be, trust me , I know. I hope that state breaks loose from the continental u.s. and slides into the Atlantic, never to be heard from again. Taking all the low life, dumbass, drunken, ignorant, hypocritical, RETARDS, with it . penis , if your out there, I just want to say,"whats up!"
I just want to say that I miss my man, Shawn . awwww.........
we will be together soon... I also miss my children, Mizeree and Aries, pittbulls aren't as bad as ppl. make them out. SO FUCK OFF!!! yay....go team. well, Tiffani is trying to molest me now, so I better go, be good or I'll pull a Vegeta on your asses!!!!MATH!!!!
oh, by the way, I just saw some horrifing pictures, at first, I thought it was of some kind of cleft chin, manly monster, well......IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! now I'll admit, I'm not much to look at , especially since I gained fucking weight!!!!at least I'm doing something about it though, but that scary person was just tramatizing to look at, it should be a crime, punishable by death, to be so ugly!! no wonder he can't keep his dick in his pants!!!You know why condoms are so very important?! Just look at Sarah!Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to breed! just look what happens!!!!its horrible , isn't it!!!!!!!
well, more of my thoughts on this situation later......................(idiots)
But, thats just the rantings of a CrAzY PeRsOn,
lana pasternak
anal pastysnak
Ok, so how can I follow that one? I don't think I can. No need to try. Ok, so we went to Dunedin causeway last night and swimming @ home. Then we went to the mall today and I bought Good Charlotte, New Found Glory, and a Legolas posters! Yay go team! (*Nick Scafetti, thank you, thank you!*) We were gonna go see "American Wedding" tonight b/c I MUST see "I'm their good friend Steven", but Lamb-a hasn't seen hot Johnny Depp and hot Orlando Bloom, so she must be introduced to "Pirates of the Carribean". Yummy! Oh how I'd love to be between those two!!!!!!!! Gary called last night! MATH! Yeah! He loves me! Yay go team! No, yes, man! O, so here are my thoughts...Guess he's taking one for the team. Doing a favor for all of mankind by keeping her in her cage so as to keep her from breeding. Thank you and goodnight! (*Elvis has left the building*)
Love,
The Molestor
Mrs. Johnson (aka - Mrs. Penis)
Doug
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