Death on Two Legs (joyrox) wrote, @ 2006-07-16 23:13:00

the pain in my right leg is entirely unbearable
1.DON'T TAKE IT IF YOU'RE GOING TO LIE.
bueno.

2.WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
verde, para mi trabajo.

3. WOULD YOU KISS ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S list?
si, muchos.

4. DO YOU HAVE "A THING" FOR ANYONE ON YOUR TOP LIST?
si

5. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE?
98% probablemente

6. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE?
ningun. por favor.

7. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS?
por lo general, si.

8. WHAT NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE BESIDES THE ONE YOU HAVE?
Arianna

10. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST B-DAY?
heh... nada.

11. WHAT'S YOUR CURRENT RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
vibrato

12. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY?
10

15. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN'T WAIT TO DO?
consiga puesto

16 .WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME U SAW YOUR MOM?
hace... 5 minutos

17. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?
demasiado.

18. IF YOU HAD 500,000 DOLLARS... WHAT 5 THINGS WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?
=] comprar un caballo. x5

20. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO TOM?
no.

21. WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?
verde, amarillo, y rosita

22. LAST THING YOU ATE?
...medicacion?

23. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MONTH?
julio

24. YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MONTH?
noviembre

25. WHAT'S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BORROWED FROM SOMEONE?
una camisa de mi hermana

26. WHO IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES RIGHT NOW?
evan-fucking-sharko

27. MOST VISITED WEBPAGE?
dmv

28. LAST PERSON YOU TEXT MESSAGED?
Adria

29. LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU SAD.
vegas

33. HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE?
si

35. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
bailar

36. HAVE YOU KISSED SOMEONE IN THE PAST WEEK?
no

37. IF YOU COULD TELL YOUR LAST EX SOMETHING WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
morir.

38. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR EX WOULD SAY TO YOU?
"¿por que?"

40. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR LAST EX IF YOU COULD?
coja no.

41. WHO HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE EX?
No estoy en una posición a decir

42. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR EX FROM QUESTION 41?
si

44. HOW MANY PIERCINGS DO YOU HAVE?
4

46. IF YOU COULD GET PIERCED ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD YOU GET IT DONE?
...en ninguna parte

47. DO YOU SMOKE?
no mas

48. WHAT ARE YOU MOST SCARED OF?
"care bears"

49. DO YOU LIKE BEING ON STAGE WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WATCHING YOU?
no

50. DO YOU ENJOY THE RAIN?
si


today we salute you, Jersey girls. May your unnecessarily expensive digital camera always hang high above your head, capturing pointless moments of you and your heavily made-up friends making awkward facial positions. Forever shall you be respected for passing around the Vodka bottle like its Kool-aid and "not recalling" embarrassing events; all the while sensitive to breaking the fake shards of plastic you call a nail. Sure, these nails need to be well manicured every few weeks that is after, falsely tanning your skin and spending money like its your job. But this is a small price to pay in return of the loads of positive male attention headed in your direction. So grab Daddy's credit card, put on that shorter than short mini skirt, let your push-up bra-elevated boobs hang out of your shirt, and crack open an ice-cold Coors Lite, you Jersey girl, you deserve one, for all of your hard work and natural beauty

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