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Love is a verb. (saygoodbye) wrote in journalreviews,
@ 2004-02-18 23:37:00
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    Review of wonderxvixen 3/100
    Someone needs to make an award for the best and worst journal. What we have here people is the absolute worst journal reviewed yet. Easy target, BAM! You suck. First impressions are lasting, they haven't updated in eight weeks, what do YOU think my first impression was?

    Review of wonderxvixen
    By: saygoodbye

    Main: Worth 10 points each

    0/10 Intelligence: Not one thing about this journal screamed interesting, insightful, thoughtful. A lot of times journals will at least have some thought put into an entry to convey something. What is the purpose of having a journal to store all the quizzes you took and submitting it to a place to get judged. Do people really think what flavor laffy taffy you are, or what carebear you could be is classified as worth while? The one-liners are not bad if a thought went into them, if it was just a vent or you were joking with some friends but not to annoy people. Not a clue if they have a brain in their head, skipping school is NOT the thing they need to be doing in my honest opinion.

    0/10 Emotional Value: No mood or music is set with the entries, the entries most always are not even about their day but a quiz or some random IM they have had. Life can't be that boring, and after sitting through five minutes of horrible torture reading the entire journal I've not learned one bit of info on this person. If mannequins could have journals, here it is.

    0/10 Individuality Nothing stands out about this journal. Anyone could have it, as a matter of fact she could give it away to someone and you would never know she has.

    1/10 Customization: Very little knowledge of html here. Three overrides (if that) were used to get the dotted border, change comments, and add a colored scroll bar. Colors do go well. Nothing special

    0/10 Courtesy and grammar
    First spelling error hit me in the face after the third entry. riving? No it is writhing. Not a huge deal but it just got worse from there. If I had to see one more ....... I was going to click out of the journal and just not do this review. We're all guilty of it now and again but a full update with .... As the period, what did you spill soda in your keyboard dear? No lj-cut needed it seems, numerous quizzes right out in the open. Specially on the ever lovely and ALWAYS wanting to be read IM conversations. Word of advice to most journalist out there, your convos are yours, your journal is yours BUT if you have friends on your list you know they are going to read it! Don't put them through having to scroll out of this crap unnecessarily. Be kind use the cut. She lost many points just for that post. Again myself sometimes I'm bad with the lj-cut but never with IM convos, oh wait I DON"T POST THEM FOR THAT VERY REASON! They seem to get the idea you are suppose to capitalize proper nouns, and names, but tend to forget about that number one rule, the first letter in a sentence.


    Subtotal= 1/50
    Sub Categories: Worth 5 points each

    Journal mechanics:


    0/5 Bio: Honestly i have nothing to put here....CAUTION: aside from my rapid rantings about nothing and anything, and besides the fact that i am a bit cynical, hey GOD loves me so there
    There it is people. Least they are not lying. The bio gives no indication about the person what so ever, what you might be reading, least this turns 90% of the population away. Sorry for the other 10%.

    1/5 User Pics:
    3 pics I believe this is the max for free users, wow how could I not remember this most of the abuse/support team would about have my privs for that one! ;) Least they have a theme, black and white, and emo. I'll say they are alright not the most original but as you can see by my journal that isn't too important overall but they should have a more drastic difference so you could possibly understand their mood a bit more. It's like I'm happy do I put the black emo one, or the other black emo one? They do *shock* match the Gray/white/and black layout.

    1/5 Contactability: All is able to be found minus her address and phone number, but I'm sure on LJ she has than enabled. No jabber, but does anyone ever? I don't think I've ever even seen a journal with that portion filled out without it saying, what is that?

    0/5 Quantity: The entries are usually a paragraph if that, the last post was 8 weeks ago and then they only updated because I believe they were picked to review here? Or some similar type of community. They get not one point for this. Update! Oh wait, thank you... don't.

    0/5 Blurty Involvement: Community membership total: 6. They do not own or help with any communities but I believe THIS ONE. Hip-hop teens are one of the communities and lead me to believe their age is too young to belong to this community. 112 out of 150 interest are listed No official communities and they don't have any support points. Comments: Posted: 10 - Received: 7. Stats are against them, now aren't they. Oh look.... zero points again!

    Subtotal= 2/25
    Journal Style:

    0/5 Impression: Do you enjoy reading the journal? Do you like the person from what you read?
    Bored me to tears. Talked about her friends and her skipping class, how old are we? Prime candidate of getting booted off Blurty for being underage hated this journal and all journals even remotely like this one. One entry stated bored bored bored, and that was the entire entry. That right there sums up this whole ordeal or having to claim the review, opening up the page and saying many expletives when it took less than five minutes to read the ENTIRE journal and all of it's content, can I call it content? Blather describes it better there we go.
    0/5 Sense of Humour: None, I skipped school and talked on IM, here is quiz. How can you get sense of humor out of that?

    0/5 Style: No flow, no style, no grammar grasp [even worse than myself], nothing... nada. Damn not tha t ...'s crap, see you can pick up bad habits in electro world!!

    0/5 Openness: Only thing I learned from this journal was that they liked to skip school and had a few friends. No deep entries, nothing to tell me a darn thing about them but what I could have got out of finding one of their school books.

    0/5 Bonus: I don't like people that jump journals so much twice they mentioned that the journal was a new journal, then that they were moving to livejournal. Stick in one spot , but honestly thank you for leaving Blurty.

    Subtotal-0/25

    Total Score 3/100

    0-19 Worst Journal Ever
    20-29 Horrible
    30-39 Really Awful
    40-49 Awful
    50-59 Not Too Good
    60-65 So So
    66-75 Average
    76-80 Cool
    81-84 Good
    85-89 Very Good
    90-94 Excellent
    95-99 Elite
    100 Extremely Elite (Perfect)


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