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Oh shit.
Well I wasn't going to tell you, but hey, what the hell?
Yesterday, May 1, 2004 - a date which will live in infamy – I was suddenly and deliberately attacked by manual and vaginal forces of the Empire of Jordan.
I was at peace with that woman and, at the solicitation of her, was still in conversation with her intellect and herself looking toward the maintenance of peace in the bed. Indeed, one hour after she had commenced sleeping, she rolled over and began with the sex making.
It will be recorded that the distance of me from her makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time she had deliberately sought to deceive me by false statements and expressions of hope for continued virginity.
As Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for the continuation of sexual activity.
I believe I interpret my own will correctly when I assert that I will make very certain that this form of treachery shall encompass me as many times as possible..
With confidence in our prophylactics - with the unbounded determination for sex - I will gain the inevitable triumph - so help me God.
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