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UNghh unghhh mafuckin' germans. Die mafuckin' german bastards, die, die, die!!! Fuck you lil bastards, where in the fuck are you coming from, mafucking germans!? die, die gooooddd.
Sorry, I had to vent, I just got done playing some call of duty single player. Yeah, I got that worked up playing a single player game. It was fucking sweet. Like I was playing on the british commando campaign, and germans are dying beautifully. That was when I had the sten, I assume the sten is a british or american gun, because it has the incredible ability of working, all the time. But eventually you run out of sten ammo and have to pick up a german mp40.
The German mp40 looks like a goddamn can of rape me in the ass spray with a handle and a barrel. Like, no fucking wonder why one dude can march in a german base and clean house when they are using what appears to be an automatic slingshot for weaponary.
Apparently the old mohaa guys decided to itd be fun to give the player the worst weapon in the game and give the nazi's the gift of teleportation. This is where i start hunching over and yelling "mafuckin' nazi, die mafucka, die, die!!!".
Like it got crazy because I would check a corner and look for nazis, none in sight so i go ahead. BAM! Im hit by a nazis weapon stock from behind. I kill said melee happy nazi and Im at 50% health. Thats cool, go forward to previously unoccupied hallway and hello theres five nazis, one of them an officer no less. (you can tell the officers by the special hat, and the way they DONT FUCKING DIE). If not prepared for 5 random nazi's, you are dead.
Thats when I begat the strategy of starting to unload a clip BEFORE Istrafe into a corner. Oh and if i hear a noise behind me, best believe that damn walls getttin a good clip or two. I felt kind of like a gangster, or what I imagine being a gangster feels like. Im not talking fucking gutter ass ny thug, im talking gangster. Im talking babyface, im talking coldstone mugsy, im talking the fucking rebels of prohibition. Spraying innacurate automatic weapons at the wall after you've already dispatched your foes is quite therapeutic. Yelling die mafuckin germans, completes the experience. Game idea!
You are circa 30's throwback gangsta beer baron. You start off distilling whiskey in your basement. fps /w rts elelments. Fps elements include stalking feds with tommy guns and gettting style points for excessive bullet use, obscene language (headset mic perephial),, and for smoking cigars (someone get on that accesory!). I'd call it "hoovers finest", because even though you play the mob element, the cutscenes are from the feds perspective. And in the end the player character dies, and you see it from the eyes of the gangsta pc, gangsta pc spits blood at the hoover while he is dying. cinematic shit dude.
It would sell even if it just had a random level generator for unlimited fed killing. Rts elements include moving your growing gang into new territory and defending old territory. keep it simple. FPS elements also include navigating large, somewhat open ended 30's era city and making deals, threatening and bribing.
Ok im done with my idea. Umm work today was different, I worked all day on a brokeass laptop. That was better than endless typing and touching dirty clothes for sure though.
Last night after hc, went and played pool at suzy q's and met this kid that matt knows named slim. I heard he just got out of jail, and i talked to him about it. Dude was in jail for a year and a half. Motherfucker can you imagine that shit. I was in jail for like 2 weeks at one time tops i think, and i fucking hated it.
And i got kicked out of rehab in 14 days, so i know nothing of the shit this dude went through. plus dude went to goddamn real jail, thats all fucked up man, fuck that shit for real. Had a good time. Nuthhouse carried our team in some pool. Im good but not great at pool and I was kinda sloppy. And then we dropped dude off on the west side. I was suprised there was a good part of the west side, but he lived in a cool neighborhood. yeah but slims cool, he accepted christ in jail, and honestly i like anyone who brings half gallons of rum to a hc. Thats cool shit.
Tonight, I went out to dinner, and im being anti-social. I bought more video games for some reason..... I went to game-a-rama and traded in fucking Star wars galaxies. they gave me ten lousy bucks by the way, in exchange for the $60 that it cost. thats cool tho, its what i get for ignoring friends, reviews, and forums, just because i kinda like star wars and mmorpgs.
But i spent another 40 bucks and bought 5 used games. there were some fuckin bargains here kids. Fucking neverwinter nights (PC) for 12 bucks. Good shit, now, i can finally see if i really like the game or not, and NWN is still $30 new.
Fuckin half life for pc for only $4.99. Thats crazy yo. Now i can play the firearms online mod i wanted to play. Ive always avoided legally owning half-life, and I will not start playing counterstrike ever. ever. you hear me. also, i can catch up on the story since i never beat half life all the way before.
Virtua Fighter 4 evolution (ps2). Dude its fucking virtua fighter 4 with better everything. duh. $10.
Tetris worlds (ps2). umm ive been playin a bit more tetris since i got it on my cell and i bought this so i can play with my dad at home now. Im trying to bond man. But if i ever spend a saturday night playing tetris with LC , i give you permission to fucking blow my brains out.
And my most favoritest purchase. DARKSTALKERS FOR PS1 FOR 1.99!!!!!!!!!! A fuckin dollar and ninety nine cents man. I spent more than that on an ice tea and a heath bar last night. And i just remembered i left the fucking heath bar in hollys car. motherfucker. i love heath bars. but any ways, $1.99!!!!! what the shit is that, thats like nothing! I got a capcom fighter for 1.99!!! Im very happy with my shrewdness tonight. You can call me goldstein. mmmm felicia so hot. i love the cat costume, is that really so wrong?
Ummmm ive been reading alot of game of thrones recently. I got really fucking incredible. I reccomend it to anyone who knows how to read. and who isnt a mormon. (sorry theres black people and caffeine in this book. Fuck you, mormons)
Stone axe in gunbound. Suck my dick, you cant sell the marine suit. Downloading the new bf1942 patch right now. Ive only played dc lately so im interested. Plus they added two new maps, and A CANADIAN ARMY. sweet.
Wow, britney spears i looking ricockulous in that toxic video......................................... oh. wow.
Ok....... Umm, im gonna go smoke, clean up my room. maybe watch a dvd and go to bed, so i can be rested for all the kickass shit that will happen to me tommorow. Its saturday tommorow. And bitch, IM RICH!
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