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Dreams fuckin' ROCK!
I'm really just reposting this so Lari can read it and comment... ;)
IIIII love my dreams.
A few days ago, I dreamt that I was having the Fellowship of the Ring (the ones from the movie, not how I'd personally imagine them) over for a dinner party. Aragorn congratulated me on my wonderful cooking and gave me a hug. Then someone ran in from the garage screaming about how "something evil" was approaching, so I had to tap Legolas on the shoulder and ask him to come scope it out with me. I asked him in elven, which is pretty funny considering I don't SPEAK elven, Tolkien-based or any other. On a random note, Legolas was like... Orlando Bloom... except he was half Legolas Orli and half Pirates of the Caribbean Orli. It was odd.
So anyway, Legolas and I stroll out through my garage, and we're quickly met by an army of crazed kindergarteners painted blue and gray pretending to be Uruk-Hai, all foaming at the mouth and covered in armor and weapons, heading toward us. I hate children, I really do.
We ran our asses back inside the house and staged a mighty defense. I almost got my leg lopped off by an axe, but hey! I kicked a kindergartener Uruk-Hai in the head! I'm not sure what happened after that, I woke up.
Then this morning I had two dreams. In the first one, I was trying to stop some people from causing the fall of western civilization, and I'm not really too sure what happened, 'cause saving the world is so blah and mundane, I do it in my dreams all the time. The only really cool part was when we set fire to the evil citadel (which was an old high school... SO TRUE!) and then a whole huge flaming wall well on my car, with one of the evil guys and me in it. Oooooo it was wicked cool. And I think the old guy was Christopher Lee, but who knows.
Then in the second dream, it was pretty much the same dream, except I was on the other side this time; consequently, I had a lot more fun. It was basically just this huge ripoff of The Surge (BAAAAAD movie, Erin knows what I'm talking about), but it was fun. I was in that crazy evil citadel high school again, and there were these three kids I hung out with, and one of 'em was getting beat up and gang-raped by some assholes. So we all somehow developed mighty powers of ass-kicking and came back to kill everyone.
It was FUN!!!!!! :::bounces::: And at one point, I got into this discussion with one of the guys in our group about how he looks like a really buff Thilien (one of sis' RPG characters), and he did, and he laughed. Oh yeah, and we killed everyone and burned them to ashes and danced on their corpses, so that was just a rockin' party.
Then we had to have plaster casts made of our heads, out of some kinda special eeeeevil plaster, and I'm not really sure what the point of that was, except if one of us ever touched any of our plaster casts, we'd all turn on each other and die. Wee, isn't that special?
Then after that, I got to practice my mad magic ski11z0rz on a target, 'cause my power was essentially just the use of huge amounts of magical energy to do whateverthehell I wanted it to do. So I made little Witch Hunter Robin-style energy bullets and shot 'em out of my hand at the target to work on my aim. I was, of course, drifting to the right... 'cause I drift to the right when I shoot arrows. ;)
Oh yeah, but back to the point. Then we went to the park, and I found some girl I used to know way back in elementary school, and she was trying to hang out with me, except... I couldn't hang out with her because I'd end up accidentally frying her. Whoops! So I nicely told her to go away and rejoined my power-mad evil cohorts to frolic gaily through the world destroying anything we found loathsome.
I need more dreams like that. It was beautiful. :::sniffles fondly:::
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