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WoO wOo! i decided 2 write my gay feet story
well, i no i was annoyed, but if this goes wrong again, im never writing it again, well i'll start on that subject and see where my randomness takes me shall i? Rnt trees gud? yesh, methinks. in fact im goin 2 write a poem
oh tree u r gud
u have green leaves and brown branches
u give us sstuff 2 do
on days wen we dnt have stuff 2 do, thats gud eh?
trees u can sit unda.wel impressive.
i hate feet. i no we need them but i dont like them. coz, like, if we didnt have feet then we wud just have stumps and thats gross, u know like those people in different countries where there are bombs and they stand on them.no thats mines, but yeah, they have stubbles so they dont go very far very fast eh? And THEEEN if we didnt have feet sooooooo many people would be out of jobs and made un employable coz they only have skills in working with feet, like, chropodists, and feet massagers and toe nail painters, an that wud b a shame, an d it would be bad as well coz in a way, twud bring the economy down, yeah, cuz people would be on the social and they wudnt have jobs coz people didnt have feet. but w8, if people didnt have feet in the first place then people wouldnt be trained to work with feet coz...they wouldnt exist.I know a story about feet, well its more like a woman who ate feet. shall i tell it? well,My friend was walking home one day from work and as he was walking he found something a little strange, and no it wasnt a foot,! he noticed that there was no one walking around or driving and on a busy main road in coventry-this is highly un usual.ANYWAY the atmoshere was almost eerie and this kind of freaked him out. The reason for no one being around was this- a crazed woman who loves eating feet had gone on a mad foot eating rampage and everyone who was a resident ov coventry was on her foot recipy list-which was just eating the foot raw-straight off the leg.so everyone was at home with no feet-just stumps-resting their little stumpys with bandages around what was left being all upset coz they had no feet left. She had eaten every1s feet except for his because he was at work- and with him being a resident ov coventry he was last and next on her list. This scared him slightly so he ran allll the way home and luckly he still has his feet today-to help him tell the terrifing tale of the woman who eats feet.. . .
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